The Lonely R Us
reblog if you pronounce eridan as “AIR-ih-dan”

death-limes:

these are fun!

sister post

neorize:

i saw this and…
surely someone else did this
they look like yummytomatoes stuff sorry yummy it was an accident

neorize:

i saw this and…

surely someone else did this

they look like yummytomatoes stuff sorry yummy it was an accident

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

mighty-thor-of-assgard:

danniauttumns:

ser-merlin-of-valyria:

tumblr has fallen

david karp is dead

yahoo is coming

your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.

it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:

“the ministry has fallen

scrimgeour is dead

they are coming.”

sweetpoffins:

nepeta from meulins sprite  (=^・ω・^=)

what if meulin taught her sign language (=^´∇`^=)

mywickedway:

i hope the people who grade my essays don’t laugh at me

On an essay I was grading someone wrote “…. The Atomic Bombing of Pearl Harbor….”

johntgonzales:

azamack:

rossroads:

How to Scramble Eggs with Gordon Ramsay

1. he seems like a chill mofo to hang with

2. what the hell have i been eating my entire life

oh my god gordon ramsay just burnt toast. its like hes an actual human now

round butter? oh europe